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MyPillow 2.0 - Judge Timothy Kelly Edition with "JUDICIAL GIGOLO" Loft Support!
Regular price $39.99
"Judge Timothy J. Kelly allowed the Department of Justice Prosecutors to obliterate the U.S. Constitution without objection/opposition at Owen Shroyer's sentencing proceedings. How does he sleep at night?....He obviously doesn't have a MyPillow..." - Pete Santilli
Federal Judge Timothy J. Kelly obviously doesn't have a MyPillow 2.0, so let's all send him one! Purchase your MyPillow 2.0 and we will ship a MyPillow direct to Judge Kelly's chambers!
The Judge Kelly "Judicial Gigolo" Edition has the "MOST LOFT" fill level to help him sleep at night.
If you use promo code: OWEN at checkout, we'll also ship a pocket U.S. Constitution and cover the shipping!
**** 100% of the net (after shipping & handling) proceeds go to Owen Shroyer's legal defense fund
**** Quantity 1 MyPillow 2.0 will be shipped direct to Judge Kelly at the following U.S. District Court Office address: U.S. District Court, District of Columbia 333 Constitution Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20001. To ensure your MyPillow has been received, contact Judge Kelly's office at P:(202) 354-3590